So I had a dentist appointment yesterday and I'm not one of those people that have mega phobias of the dentist or anything but I don't exactly look forward to the bi-yearly trips either. On the plus side though I did get to leave work an hour early and who doesn't enjoy that! Of course it just involved me zooming down the road to go home and brush my teeth to death, shed work clothing for my beloved jeans, and hit the road again so I wouldn't be late.
Don't get me wrong, I like my dentist. They're cool people and I can hold conversations with them...well for the most part. I don't really do well when I'm actually having my teeth worked on and the dentist starts asking me a million questions that require responses, all the while having really sharp objections in my mouth. I'm almost certain they do that for their own entertainment. Try and provoke you to say hilarious words that sound ridiculous with things in your mouth (yeaaah that sounds bad sorry...or not sorry..whichever)
Back to the subject of sharp objects....I'm pretty sure a requirement for being a dentist is you need to be slightly sadistic. When he was doing that scrapping this I was pretty sure he was trying to pull my teeth out. It felt like that episode in Being Human where Aidan bashes that guys teeth out...fun stuff right? I hope I didn't spoil an episode for you if you're a follower of the show....if I did.....um..I love you? I'll have to send some love to the show in another rant (it'll be a good rant though). But back to the original topic of sadistic dentists....after he's done bashing my teeth with metal and the only taste in my mouth is the lovely metallic taste of blood is when he process to tell me my teeth are in fantastic shape! THEN WHY DID YOU TRY TO DIG MY TEETH OUT IF THEY'RE FANTASTIC?! Oh wait I forgot that annoying step of that crunchy, pastey stuff they put on your teeth after the gouging process. For some reason it always makes my toes curl when they're putting it on my teeth...hate that stuff.....
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